Friday, May 16, 2014

Week; 30

if i saw a shooting star, or a ladybug on a four leaf clover, and i had good luck for a day i would do whatever i wanted! like i would have so much confidence because i know things would go well for me. like id probably go find Zack Effron and make him marry me cause that would be the most amazing thing in the world. then after my luck is up i would still be married to his sexy self.(; jeeez hes yummmmmmy<3 i would go play the lottery a lot to so that i could be rich. but i wouldnt even need all that money cause my sex god husband is pretty rich so i would be set for life.

Friday, May 9, 2014

Week; 29

i dont care about Nicolas Cage. and im really to lazy to even be a apart of his treasure hunts. i know there is no treasure in washburn so im not gunna join a hopeless team of stupid people. i honestly dont care about all that money, if the treasure even is money. well i mean i love money but id rather not do so much work for it. Because again im lazy but if i did actually have a little bit of motivation then i would go try to find the treasure myself so i could be one rich mofo.

Friday, May 2, 2014

Week; 28

Well i think that there are a lot of dumb laws. Like spitting on sidewalks.. like are you ser69ious the its gunna dry up anyways! -.-  Another is that you cant have sex with a dead corpse, like WHAT. WHO WOULD DO THAT. nobody, unless your a lonely person.. buts that disgusting! The English language is not to be spoken. DONT WE SPEAK ENGLISH?????? One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth. IF I WANNA PEE IN  MY NEIGHBORS MOUTH I WILL. i do what i please that is stupid. how many people peed in their neighbors mouth for this to become a law?

Week; 27

This year i made a bad choice to take a chorus class. I dont have time for it and i need time to do work for my other classes, and then i made another floolish choice of not dropping out. i thought i could handle things better. In the 7th grade i made another bad choice to quit playing softball. i stopped playing because i absolutly hated the coach and i thought he wasnt doing anything right ( i mean i was right) but i missed out on that season with my friends and i missed out on playing my favorite sport.

Friday, April 25, 2014

Week; 26


i would actually be apart of these leprachans because easter bugs me. like who wants to sit on a creepy bunnies lab? nobody. we encourage children to pick up their eggs. like no, why i dont like easter. its all about candy and getting fat. soo therefore i want that bunny gone i dont like him. i would gather people from the illuminati on my team, because theyre gunna take over the world anyways. then there would be no easter bunny. The easter bunny isn’t even real, its just one more thing for our parents to lie to us about then break our little hearts

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Week; 25

The onlything i ever really did was blow bubbles with my water whenever my family went out to eat. i would get in trouble for getting water everywhere! and yet i still do it cause i dont care i like making tornados wiff muhh water. Also another thing that really agrivates gwen is that i squeze all the filling out of my pizza rolls. i just dont like the insides so then theyre just laying all over my plate. When i eat bugles i put them on my fingers and act like i have really long nails, then eat them.

Friday, March 7, 2014

Week; 24

Whale. Eminem is a big influence in my life. I know he may sound violent a lot of the times, but from him i learned that i shouldnt care what what people think of me. Also that if people dont believe in me then poop on them because i can do anything i set my mind to. I have also learned from mistakes that my mom has made with men. Which teaches me not to rush things because if you do its not gunna last. Rhianna has taught me how to forgive and forget, even when you think it maybe impossible. i mean come on she forgave Chris.(; lolol.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Week; 23

Ive ALWAYS had a crush on Harry Potter. Which everybody thought was weird. They always loved Ron, like ew, the ginger..really? come on. But I don’t know what it was about Harry, but I loved the way he looked especially when he got old cause to me he just got more attractive. I loved his glasses those were probably the best part. And his scar was a cute little touch. Another was Troy Bolton( Zac Effron), I mean holy jesus, what a hottie. He could sing AND play baseketball what girl wouldn’t be in love with him? And finally I adore Justin Bieber, hes the type you stalk, because hes just ohh soo delish. <3 ive been in love with him since I was like 13. and I will continue to love him. Judge me.

Week; 22

With the power of love, i may be a little selfish.. I would defiantly help myself first. if i had that love arrow, ohhhh booooyyy you best believe im shooting Zac Effron.(; and id be the first beauty he sees, and we shall be in love FOREVERRRRR. I would probably help some people out that really needed somebody in their lives. Like my father, i could get him a better woman then the crazy one he has now. I would deff help out that J.Kee. i mean i dont know who all i would help. But i would help my cute little grandma find a man. I would just use it only lonely people that actually need love.

Friday, February 7, 2014

Week; 21

Well if i was a kid again, i would take advantage of nap time for sure. I wouldnt do anything different with my childhood, i pretty much did and got whatever i wanted because i was the youngest and the only girl. I would go back to the summer days where my family would come together and have cook outs. Everybody getting along, not hating eachother like now.(;  But never getting in trouble would be amazing. Id probably run around like a little crazy heffer, and destroy everything. because there wouldnt be crap anyone could do about it.(; But i believe that could be the case. as a child we never got away with much, but now kids get away with everything.

Friday, January 24, 2014

Week; 19


The power I would have is have lazars shoot out of my eyes. But that’s not the only part of it. Also when I shoot these lazars they can produce any type of food I would like. So I can eat all the timeeee!!!!!(:
TURN DOWWN FOR WHAT!

Another power I would have is to read peoples minds. I wanna know what everybody think, about me and errbody else. It may not be that great cause I may find out stuff I don’t wanna know. But I could see if gwen really hates me.(;  I would like the ability to never getting out of breath, so people cant really see how lazy I actually am.

Friday, January 17, 2014

Week 18

One object i would bring would probably be my cat.(; because if you dont love my kitty cat then i cant love you. Also id bring some Taco Bell, cause again if he cant handle my love for taco bell, this man can step. Id bring a Packers Jersey, because thats my teamm.(; A camera, i love taking pictures of everythingg! Then i would bring my phone to show what kind of music i listen to. One of the 5 objects i would like to see is probaly also their taste in music. Also maybe their favorite movie, to see what kind they like. cause if its a action movie thats a biggg ol' no.  And probaly something that has to do with their hobbies, so i can see if we have some in common. if this man likes running, then he aint gettin me! i see you run and it makes me tired.

Friday, January 10, 2014

Week 17

When i was younger i would always have a weird dream. It seemed really real to me because it took place in my yard. I lived right next to my aunt and uncle and there was a big space in between our houses. So every time i walked home at night i would be scared. My dream was about me walking home at night and there would be a huge brick wall in between our houses, with a pavilion behind it. There would always be people in mice costumes having a party, but nobody else was there. There was a boy and a girl mouse. While i was climbing the brick wall to see what was going on with the people in mice costumes my brother Austin would show up, and climb over the wall with me. As soon as we go over the wall we hide underneath tables that were covered in sheets. We listened to what these people were planning on doing. Then they stopped talking and come over to the table lifted up the sheet and saw us there. Then my brother and i would run and try to climb back over the wall, he would always make it over, and the dream would always end with the people in Mouse costumes grabbing me. I had this dream like 4 times a week, for like 2 years when i was younger. It was like a nightmare to me because i always new what was gunna happen but i never helped myself. And i occasionally still have this dream along with other weird childhood dreams.